In Brightest Day, In Darkest Night…

At last year's Comicon, I bought me a Green Lantern t-shirt.  It seemed the right thing to do.
Now, the reality is that I'd never actually read a GL comic.  Sue me.
So promptly after returning home, I perused Amazon for a GL collection.  I settled on Rebirth, with the idea that I'd follow that up with [...]

King’s New Clothes?

LeBron James slays meFree throws just ain't all that toughJust hit 8 of 10

Long Tall Sally

Gonna tell Aunt Mary about Uncle JohnHe claim he has some misery but he havin' lot of funOh baby Yes babyWhoooo babyHaving me some fun tonightYeah
Well long tall Sally she Built sweet she got Everything that Uncle John needOh babyYeah babyWhooooo babyHavin' me some fun tonightYeah
Well I saw Uncle John with bald-head SallyHe saw Aunt [...]

May Their Creators Drown in Blood and Feces

Dancing mortgage adsClowns, presidents, and SantaOh please fucking stop

Hello, cruel world

Drunken Monkey RageSports, comics, women, and viceSomeone fill my glass