Long Tall Sally
Posted on May 1st, 2007 by The Monkey
Gonna tell Aunt Mary about Uncle John
He claim he has some misery but he havin' lot of fun
Oh baby
Yes baby
Whoooo baby
Having me some fun tonight
Yeah
Well long tall Sally she
Built sweet she got
Everything that Uncle John need
Oh baby
Yeah baby
Whooooo baby
Havin' me some fun tonight
Yeah
Well I saw Uncle John with bald-head Sally
He saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley
Oh baby
Yes baby
Whoooo baby
Having me some fun tonight
Yeah
Ooowwwww
(sax solo)
Filed under: Monkey Rage
So I got in trouble for posting lyrics. LYRICS!
They said, “What do lyrics have to do with comics!” And I said, “FUCK you guys.”
Ok, I didn’t say that exactly. It was more like “You guys wanted to give me this little corner of this bullshit blog to post stuff when I get drunk. Well, HERE ya GO! There’s your whirlwind, go and reap it and stuff! Someone went and downloaded Rolling Stone’s top 500 songs ever, and what did I find? Long Tall Sally.”
Wait, did I say downloaded? And “I”? I meant ‘bought’. And “Ghostshark.” Whatever. You get the point. Stay with me.
I’d haiku all over these bitches, but I’m not sure I can count to 5, nonetheless 7. Damnit.